This photograph is worth 1000 times more than a picture of a bottle of nail varnish or food etc. Only about 10 of my followers will reblog this, and the rest will not. It won’t spoil your blog. God bless him.
AW, he’s adorable<3
The Mall.
alright, i’ve seen some strange things in my life, however three of THE strangest things i have EVER seen, i saw at my local shopping mall. I live in a decent place and my whole life, my brain has been censored and protected by my parents. However over the past year or so my eyes have opened and im begining to see the world for how it really is and let me say, its a f*cking FREAKY place. Three of the weirdest things i have ever seen (all of which took place at my local mall o - o );
1. Green Man: a man in neon green, spandex body suit that covered his face and head completely. Not only way this a very awkward sight, im pretty sure he wasn’t wearing underwear :I nuff said.
2. Man-Lady: so my freind and i were at the mall and we walked into this store called “Jewel”. its an accessorie store that sells scarfs, jewelry, watches, purses, ect. So this guy walks in. He’s moderately attractive, thin, has some stuble, dark hair, maybe in his early or mid twenties. And he’s rocking a sheer, layered, pink, floral dress and pumps.
My brain: *explosion*
now most people would probably thing he was just joking aroun, lost a bet or something yes? no. he actually sat at the counter and one of the employees started giving him make-up advice. O_O seriously? i mean i haveNOTHING against gay or bi or any other sexuality. However this was almost a year ago, when my young innocent mind was still innoccent. I had no idea a guy would actually do that o - o and the weird thing is, i saw him in like two other stores that day o - o. No further comment.
now for the strangest, most awkwardly hilarious thing i have EVER seen at the mall:
3. A CHICKEN AND IT’S PET NUN: thats right. a NUN and a CHICKEN.
so the story is rather simple. Myself, along with my friends Kenzie and Jayme were having a day out at the mall. We’d just walked around the entire place for aproximately 2 hours and our feet were aching. So we stopped by starbucks, got some drinks then found a big comfy couch. We let all our bags lay on the floor as we sipped our drinks, just talking and laughing. Then, all of a sudden i hear jayme say “oh my god.” i look at her then where she’s looking and what do i see? A man dressed in a GIANT. WHITE. CHICKEN SUIT!!!! and who happens to be walking along right beside him? a NUN. a freaking NUN! so of course, we HAVE to go see them. we werent really sure what we were going to do or say, but we HAD to catch up to them. So we all scramble, grabbing our bags and drinks and once we have it all we look to where we saw the unlikely duo and what do we find. NOTHING. they were GONE OAO so then we proceeded to run around the mall at top speed for twenty minutes, searching for the chicken and its pet nun :I we were unsuccessful and mutually decided that the chicken rode his nun back home to santa-land :I ….. jk we actually just figured they went outside :I
